The A Future Holy Pink Dictator of Pinky Queen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Cristina with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.975 billion Pinky Queenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pinkyferia. The average income tax rate is 62.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pinky Queenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,525 trillion Wolfmarks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,372 Wolfmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pinky Queen's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, protestors are soaking piles of Wolfmarks in blood to make a point about government incomes, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and hotels often double as quarantine zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pinky Queen's national animal is the Bat Cow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pinky Queen is ranked 27,734^th in the world and 1,066^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 82 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.